Logical Reasoning

LOGICAL REASONING

Two friends signed up for college. When they looked at their schedules, the first friend noticed he had Logical Reasoning as a class. Not knowing what it was, he went to the class and asked the professor what logical reasoning was.

The professor then proceeded to explain: "Do you have a weed eater?"

"Yes," replied the guy.

"If you have a weed eater then it probably means you have a lawn, in which case you probably have a house, is this true?"

"Yeah. I do..."

"Well, since you have a house then you probably have a wife."

"Yeah! Yes I do!"

"Aha... well since you have a wife then I can safely deduce that you are heterosexual."

"Oh wow. Yeah, that's right." said the student and then he leaves the office quite content about knowing what logical reasoning was. Outisde he met with his friend who asked him what logical reasoning was about.

"Well," said the student. "Do you have a weed eater?"

"Hmm, no." replied the friend.

The student then says, "Ah, then that means you're gay!"