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FREE PUPPIES - Half German Shepherd, half stupid dog.
FOR SALE full set of Encyclopedia Britannica, asking $500. No longer need it. Got married a month ago. Wife knows everything.
DOG for sale. Eats anything and is fond of children.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
MUST SELL washer and dryer. Moving to nudist colony.
TWIN sized bed for sale. Comes with monster underneath.
NORDIC TRACK $300. Hardly used, like new. Call Chubbie.
FOR SALE cows, calves - never bred. Also 1 gay bull.
PARACHUTE FOR SALE. Never opened. Used once.
posted by Kitty at 1:30 AM
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PARACHUTE FOR SALE. Never opened. Used once.
Would the guy even be able to put the classified in? Or was it a family member of the dearly departed?
O_o
Monday, November 07, 2005
Joke aside, it has happened. On TLC I saw a program where people had some very terrible accidents and they survived. A lady was skydiving and she was actually trying out a new parachute and it didn't open. According to the doctors she had an impact of falling off an 8 story building. She made it through after many surgeries. That was freaky.... and she still skydives.
Monday, November 07, 2005
That woman must have made... quite an impression. LOLERSKATES!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
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