The Ten Commandments

... For the Lazy Person

1. We are born tired so we live to rest.
   
2. Love thy bed like you love thyself.
   
3. If you see someone resting, help.
   
4. Rest by day so you may sleep well by night.
   
5. Work is sacred... don’t touch it.
   
6. If you can do something tomorrow, don’t do it today.
   
7. Work the least possible and let someone else do what you have to do.
   
8. Relax, no one has ever died from resting.
   
9. Whenever you feel the need to work, sit down and wait for it to pass.
   
10. If work means health, then let the ill people do it.