Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

hehehe. Now I'm laughing my ass off (_ :-) _)